
Dear Strangers With Issues,
Do I look like Dear Fucking Abby? When im sitting here at my desk typing away happily on one of my many non-work related websites, do you REALLY think i want to hear about your baby mama drama? Do you think i NEED to know that your husband is a deadbeat dad who never sees his kids and THATS why you cant afford these Dior sunglasses? im sorry that your life sucks, but please dont share the details with me.
Aside from the fact that im heartless (well, not totally), but im also a
professional. and these are things i DO NOT need to know. I just wanna sell you some contacts. please dont bring up your "cheating, money hungry, ex wife". it makes me uncomfortable and i dont know what to say. you wanna talk about your feelings? find a shrink. seriously people, its awkward and NONE of my business. Even when you say "hahaha, my ex husband is a douchebag, hahahaha" it doesnt make it funny. if i laugh, its because im uncomfortable. Have you people ever heard of TMI, too much information? i dont go around to YOUR jobs and bitch about my period cramps and shitty relationships (i have a blog for that), so please dont air out your dirty laundry in mine.
If i were a better person, (and im not), and we saw each other more than once a year, (like, say i was your hairdresser) then i could understand you telling me your business. because thats what decent hairdressers do. but you and i are not friends. this desk is a force field. i dont get all up in your business because i dont want to. so dont put me there. ESPECIALLY if your ex is a patient here as well. i dont want to be selling them some glasses later on be thinking about what a cocksucker he is. grr! TMI, people!!!!
In conclusion, all im askin for is a little courtesy. Have a little pride ladies and gentlemen. My mother used to tell me that "what happens in my house, stays in my house" and i couldnt agree more. Yes i have a blog that i dont hold back on but people choose to read it. i dont force it upon anyone. and besides, im fucking hilarious. when life hands me lemons, i ask for tequila and salt... maybe ya'll should do the same.
Love,
Coree <3